I'm really just absolutely ridiculous.

This morning I watched "The Business of Being Born" and decided I really wanted to be a midwife. After about 20 minutes of finding out what it would mean education-wise in Colorado, I decided nevermind.

Then, while I was on the elliptical at the gym, I was watching the World Series of Poker or somesuch, and I decided I want to be a tournament (is that what it's even called?) poker player. I haven't had time to research that yet, though.